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Friday, September 07, 2007

Dollars to Doughnuts, He Votes 'Democrat'


The evidence?

  1. He's a resident of Broward Co. Florida.
  2. He works-- or rather blogs --for a Liberal rag.
  3. He doesn't believe in God.
  4. And has a poor grasp of Satire.

But why 'Democrat'? Surely there are atheist's (Oops! Sorry... Agnostics!) who vote Republican... Though I will venture out on a limb and say that number is very small. And surely there are Agnostics who write at Republican rags, and they could all, also, have poor grasps of Satire.

Some here would want evidence... numbers... but it's been my observation that these people only want numbers when they don't like the tone/tenor of the message. Democrats demand cold hard numbers, but even when they get them, they discount them as flawed because the 'numbers' haven't been 'gamed' by the Liberal *Ministry of Truth.

Republicans on the other hand tend to be more accepting of numbers, except when they come from the aforementioned Ministry of Truth. Anyone can game numbers, anyone can claim truth is on their side, but truth-- as I once stated on this blog --is on no ones side. And truth, like Lady Justice is color blind... seeing only Black and White; no shades of gray, nor even whiter shades of pale.

But Democrats can't see this. For Dems, Truth is mutable.... but allow me to move back toward the center of my purpose here by saying that this is THE key issue surrounding my complete and utter contempt for Liberalism, and most Democrats by extension. Because their philosophy of intellectual and ideological openness extends only to those things in which they approve or themselves support. In this they expose the depths of their own 'hypocrisy'-- that word gets bandied about a lot 'round here.

To then castigate ones' ideological foes as narrow-minded bigots while himself a 'narrow-minded' bigot is, I believe, a classic illustration of hypocrisy. So when a bona fide hypocrite-- by virtue of the fact that D. James Kennedy has a place in hell, despite Bob's abject disbelief in that 'Realm of Perdition's' very existence --then when called on the virtual carpet for his 'insensitivity' resorts to a position of cowardice by claiming his 'Essay' was poorly constructed satire-- in lieu of an apology. Even going so far as to claim to 'come' from Christians... even having Christian friends.

Sounds like bigotry to me, the same kind that makes excuses for itself by claiming to have 'black friends' or 'gay friends' while trying to build oneself up as a paragon of tolerance. And this is the nature of Liberals, specifically, and Democrats in general; their tongues are fertile fields of Truth, their hearts: gardens of Justice. Yet the fields lie fallow, and the gardens provide naught but stone for bread...

"If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread."

--the Tempter

Well, if Bob can cowardly retreat to the skirts of his poorly constructed satire, I can stand firm and unyielding before my brilliantly constructed sarcasm. And unyielding disdain. Listen closely, Bob, and you'll hear me mutter, not at all under my breath, with a contemptuous spit at your feet...

"Filthy Democrat! You're what's wrong with this nation! You're responsible for America's moral ambiguity, for it's outright hostility of Godly values. How dare you level charges against James Kennedy while so obviously ignorant of Spiritual matters? And your apology is anything BUT! An 'apology' masquerading as thinly veiled insult."

It takes a pretty sick, disgusting ideologue to cowardly attack a man at his wake. Did he ever bother to publicly attack the man of God while he yet lived? While he tirelessly and joyfully performed his Lord's will?

I find it highly amusing that those who claim to not believe in Hell repeatedly invoke it's fiery wrath upon men of God they particularly despise-- are there any they don't? --like Jerry Falwell, and now, D. James Kennedy.

Bravo, Bob! Well done! Thanks for that stunning display of gracious liberal aplomb, and Democratic moral superiority.

Don't look for any satire here, Bob. You'll find the furniture matte and unvarnished.


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*Dude! If you haven't read George Orwell's 1984, you're a cultural moron.

7 Comments:

Blogger Dan Trabue said...

So, who's Bob Norman?

September 08, 2007 12:18 AM  
Anonymous BenT - the Unbeliever said...

EL this whole post supposes that this Bob person is a democrat. But what if he's a Republican instead? There were and are lots of republicans that feel their party has been co-opted by these "moral" and "spiritual" issues. People who feel that conservatism begins with fiscal and foreign policy beliefs.

September 08, 2007 12:24 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

Personally, liked D James Kennedy, and I found myself agreeing with him on just about everything. I don't always practice what he preached, but that's because i'm a sinner.

The only preachers that aren't Baptist that I have yet come across that most closely agrees with my own theology are Pastor Timothy and D. James Kennedy.

That Norman guy is a first class jerk, to pit it mildly.

September 08, 2007 7:45 AM  
Blogger Erudite Redneck said...

Wow. EL reaches new heights of sputtering outrage! I'm not sayin' it wadn't warranted. But I can tell you were FURIOUS when you wrote this.

But why? Do you know Bob Norman personally? Or was Kennedy kin to you? Did you get EE'd? Or were you an EE'er? (I was.)

Anyway, ya just seem unusually crazed with anger. And the Dem thing was silly, unless you know what Norman's party is, and you may very well.

Dan, here's a piece about Bob Norman:

http://jim-greenhill.us/?p=121

September 08, 2007 6:36 PM  
Anonymous Solomon said...

Interesting how these blogs hardly ever mention Iraq anymore.

Hmmm.

September 09, 2007 9:30 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

Sol, That's because the surge is working. No bad news is good news in Iraq. Go here
to read news from Iraq, if you want it so bad.

September 10, 2007 9:55 AM  
Anonymous Solomon said...

Oh. Yeah. I forgot- everything is going swimmingly.

September 10, 2007 7:47 PM  

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