Dearest Mary Angel,

Why is it that very few people write letters any more? I try to keep up with friends and such, even going to the effort to write a nice long letter, but the only response I seem to get from them are forwarded posts, usually filled with Fw: crap. It seems no one, anymore, wants to invest time enough to share themselves with others.

I could fall seriously in love with a woman who wrote a good letter... on a regular basis.

Love always,

Eric

P.S. Do you grasp the irony in this?