File This One Under: "Get A Job"

Poor Nick Lachey. Jessica makes more than he does, and is asking a judge to award him spousal support from Jessica.

Said Lachey,

     "[sniff...] I'm just too, ya know, talented and uh, good looking
     to get a decent job anywhere. [sob... voice cracking...] How will
     I take care of myself? What's gonna happen to me?
     [breaks down crying....]"